Saturday, September 22, 2012

Buried Alive: Entry One


Buried Alive: Entry 1

Hello Summoners, my name is Justin (aka HS Stix). I am currently sitting at 947 Elo. Feel free to stop reading now if Elo matters to you that much. I decided to start up a blog because, even though I am currently sitting in the lower bracket as far as Elo is concerned, I feel that I have a lot to offer less experienced players. I will use this blog to map my progress as a player, talk about the game (including strategy and individual in game goals), and discuss issues that I feel need discussing.

In this first entry, I have decided to discuss, what I feel, makes leaving what most call “Elo Hell” (let’s say sub 1.1k ELO) difficult if not nearly impossible. Do I believe “ELO Hell” exists? Yes and no. That term has been a crutch for players who cannot accept that a loss can sometimes be their fault. People who use this as an excuse can’t understand that there is anything that they could have to done better in order to improve their teams chances of winning. This is bad. In order to become a better player, you must be the first to point out your own mistakes. You have to be your biggest critic. If you cannot look at your own game play and see flaws, then you just aren’t ready to play ranked games. That being said, I will now move into what makes playing games below the 1.1k Elo especially difficult.

01. Trolls
Everyone has gotten at least one of these in their ranked play experience. You can usually smell them fairly early in the champion selection process. If they’re first pick, they will ban ridiculous champions that are never, under any circumstances ban worthy (such as Evelynn, Heimerdinger, and/or Karma). They will usually first pick Evelynn (if they haven’t banned her) and take useless summoner spells (usually Revive and Promote). Other times, they are less easily spotted. These sneaky trolls will wait until all picks are made and roles filled, before announcing that they are now jungling with AD Sion instead of going to middle lane with AP Sion after you have already chosen Nocturne (this happened to me less than an hour ago). The worst trolls of all, though, are the ones that wait until you are in the game before they start playing poorly on purpose (experienced players can spot this) or just flat out feeding the enemy team. I’m going to stop harping on trolls before my blood pressure reaches an unsafe level.

02. The “I AM PLAYING THIS CHAMPION NO MATTER WHAT” Guy
I hate this. I hate this almost as much as I hate trolls. When you enter the champion selection process in solo queue, you should never know exactly which champion you are going to play. What if they get banned? What if the enemy team chooses them before you do? There are far too many variables for this thought process to be reliable. For some reason these players are extremely attached to Katarina. They always say “I mid Kat” and nothing else. I retort with, “you’re playing Katarina no matter who we pick or who they pick?”.. I never get a response. Because of that player, we have to build around Katarina, which is difficult before Malphite, Amumu, and Alistar are extremely high priority picks at ~1000 Elo.

It is even worse when your team’s jungler makes such a claim. You should never enter a game and announce, “I jungle Diana” and expect your team to build around you. It is my opinion that the jungler should almost always choose based on the mid and top lane champions. There are special situations where you need to pick a high priority jungler because they’re open (i.e. Shen and Maokai), but in most cases, don’t jungle someone just because you feel like it.

Also, just because you “main” a champion, doesn’t mean we have to build around him/her. If you “main” a champion, then you don’t know how to play enough champions.

03. Lack of Champion Synergy
Team synergy is a concept that many solo queue players at my level do not understand. Yes Graves is open and you’re last pick, but does he go well with our team composition? Would Graves be a better pick than Ashe when we are sitting on a full global ult team with Karthus, Shen, Nocturne, and Soraka? People just don’t think about this.

If you don’t know which champions work well together, do some fucking research. You will have a very hard time improving as a player if you aren’t willing to work on it outside of the game. Go onto LoLPro.com and read some guides, watch some professional teams play, or even just go onto LeagueofLegends.com and read up on each champions’ abilities. The bottom line is that you basically need to try to know everything about the game to get better. Do I know everything about this game? No. Do I work on it everyday outside of the game? You bet I do.

04. The “I CALLED IT” Guy
What is the first thing you do when you get into a game? You type in what role you want as fast as you possibly can before someone else “calls” it. If I’m first pick, all I say is “I’m first pick, I’ll play what I want”. If someone “calls” jungle, but I see Malphite is open when I’m first pick, I’m going to pick him. I don’t care if you “called” jungle. We aren’t six years old anymore. Saying “I called it” isn’t the ultimate argument anymore. If you don’t like it, go learn how to play more roles. I won’t lie, there are roles that I am just bad at (top lane). This is why I learned to play support. If you are last pick in my ELO, then you are probably forced support. It’s a simple fact. So don’t be that guy who refuses to play support even if it will hurt the team. Just because you aren’t the one getting the kills doesn’t mean you aren’t able to impact the game.

05. The Blame Game
Just picture it. Your team is losing. No one has a positive score. What does the chat box look like? “OH I ONLY DIE BECAUSE JUNGLER WOULDN’T GANK!!” “I ONLY DIE BECAUSE SUPPORT WON’T WARD!!” “WE ONLY LOSE BECAUSE OF EVERYONE EXCEPT ME!!” Sound about right? I hate the blame game. If everyone would just look at their own play and see their own flaws, everyone would get better. If you aren’t able to be the first person on your team to point out your mistakes, you will never get better.

What bothers me is that many times, people are so busy blaming each other that they don’t even bother to pay attention to the game anymore. This is what snowballs a lot of low level games more than anything. They are so busy typing that they don’t notice that they are walking into a five man gank. Then when they die, they blame everyone else.

There are many other things that make rising out of “Elo Hell” difficult, but I feel that these are some of the biggest factors. I will try to post new entries on a variety of League of Legends topics about every two weeks. If you have any questions, comments, or cries of anguish, please feel free to reply.

-Stix